To go with the snoobs post, maybe?

Your Stripper Song Is

Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard Love is like a bomb, baby, come on get it on. Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?" Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.

This time the link will actually work: What Song Should You Strip To Quiz

2035, remind me to tell you a funny story about this sometime.